Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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