she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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