2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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