Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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