You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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