Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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