Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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