I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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