Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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