Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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