I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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