I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
it glows. i had to have it.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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