did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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