You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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