Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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