Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize
