4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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