people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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