that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
