It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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