Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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