Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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