How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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