It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
