I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know š
And he claims I gave him āfuck meā eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
After everything Iāve doneā¦ had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey gamesā¦. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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