apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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