matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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