Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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