we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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