that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I think a kid would responsible me up
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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