I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
