whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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