Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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