yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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