I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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