come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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