Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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