:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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