Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
