He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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