dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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