do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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