Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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