So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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