Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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