I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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