was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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