Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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