just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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