Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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