Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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