is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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