That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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