No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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